What you won't do I will

I'm so sick of being sick. I managed to get through work today but I barely made it. I came home to get sick and pass out again.
My back hurts, I'm nauseous, the smell, thought, or look of food makes me sicker, my lower back hurts and I have a fever. Mom called and asked if I was pregnant. Hell no. One of the number one reasons I will never have kids is I am a baby any way. When I'm sick I cry, I whine, I'm miserable. I can't imagine putting myself through all that on top of destroying my body, my financial stability and any plans to do anything at all with my life. I won't ever have kids. It's ok for some people but not for me.
Every time I'm sick mom and dad ask if I'm pregnant. No, I'm just sick. I get stomach issues easily, STOP ASKING! You'd think after hearing me say since the age of fourteen that I don't want kids they'd believe me.
I'm too vain to go through pregnancy, I'm too much of a baby and I have too many health problems already to go through it. I have bad hips, bad eyes, bad wrists. I already lose clumps of hair when stressed and don't sleep well. I have no desire to shove a bowling ball out of my vagina (with or without drugs) I don't want to sacrifice the rest of my life for a slimy little sociopath. I don't want to lose my freedom, who I am and what makes me, me.
I'm fine with so many things and labels because I know who and what I am. I'm not a mother, I never want to be defined by children, I'm just not ok with it at all. I never want to say that the greatest thing I ever did was my kids because everyone can fucking have kids.
I want to live my life my way and my way does not include children.
I'm selfish and I don't care, I want my time, money, energy and goals to go torwards my life, my boyfriend, my furry pets MY LIFE.
The next person who asks me if I'm pregnant because I'm sick is getting their sexual organs forcibly removed with a frozen spoon.